The death rate for humans on the planet Earth is currently 100 percent. I know this is not a pleasant thing … More
Tag: morning coffee
Hello, 911? My Coffee Maker Broke
It was a crisis that will never make the morning news: our coffee maker died suddenly, without a gasp. The … More
I Wish I’d Said It
If you find that your eyes hurt after drinking coffee, try taking the spoon out of the cup. Norm Crosby
I Wish I’d Said It
If you fear change, leave it here. I found these words on a hand written note taped … More
Snowbound for the Holidays
While drinking my morning coffee, I noticed a perfect reflection of Portland in a water-glass on the window sill. The … More